Saturday, January 5, 2008

Boost Up Our Self-Esteem, Ladies



For All Great Women All Over the World …

As we grow older, women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads.  And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much information doesn’t fit in our heads, that starts to distribute itself throughout our entire body.


Now I understand it all…
I’m not Overweight !!!
I’m not Fat !!!
I’m Smart !!!
VERY Smart !!!
 
 
Life should not be a trip to the tomb with the intention of reaching it with good health and an attractive well-cared for Body. 
 
It should be more like a ride on a great water slide, with a big piece of yummy chocolate in one hand and a glass of good wine in the other. 
 
With a body totally worn out from good living, and yelling …
WoW! What a Ride !!!
 

We are PERFECT ! Because:
 
We don’t go bald.

We have an international day of Incredibly Good Looking and Elegant Women.

We can use pink as well as blue.
 

We have priority in a shipwreck, we are the first hostages to go free.

We can pay attention to several things at a time.

If we decide to do a man’s job, we’re pioneers.
 
The wife of a President is the First Lady, so, What is the husband of a female President?
 
And last but not least…
We can do everything a man does, and wearing Earrings & Heels !!!

To all of the perfect women and all men capable of acknowledging it.
 Have A Great Day !

 

2 comments:

  1. Yes, yes, yes, and YES! I couldn't agree more.

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  2. lol~
    It is real miserable that you are unable to eat the things that you like, as you are trying to control your diet in order to maintain a figure, which at end nobody is going to appreciate when reaching the tomb, right ?
    Most important in life is to be able to eat whatever you wish to eat and enjoy whatever you wish to enjoy !

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