Friday, August 29, 2008

Just Joking - Marriage


 

Marriage


 
Marriage is not a word, but a sentence (life sentence).

Marriage is very much like a violin, after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love, love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. And in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

It is true that love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You ordered what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wished you had ordered that.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking, the husband gives and the wife takes.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.





5 comments:

  1. funny, - but some statements may be true ;-)
    Marriage is definitely NOT a "life sentence" for most....

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  2. Hei Dreamz

    Haha!
    Very funny so they are.

    Have a super week in every way.

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  3. ya, funny but true...
    I would rather interpret it as marriage is the "whole life" for both parties and not that "life sentence" :)

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  4. Thanks Rii,

    Nice to hear from you.
    Better don't show this to your newly wed daughter :D

    Have a Wonderful Day!!!

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  5. Hei again Dreamz

    LOL!
    I better not, you are right...
    Hehe

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